Tuesday, June 30, 2009

doctor's orders


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke


The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends non-stop that you love them.

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with anyone who may need Margaritas.
Thank you.


You probably know créme de cassis from a infamous French kir or kir royale. It's a 30 proof blood-red liqueur made from black currents. It has deep woodland berry notes and a sweetness thst balances well balanced against the acidity. It would remind you of a full-flavored berry jam. Drink it quickly to retain it's clean fruitiness. I love the stuff.

1 handful of fresh cherries, about 12, pitted
1 1/2 ounce blanco 100% agave tequila
1/2 ounce créme de cassis
1/2 ounce agave nectar
1/2 ounce water
3/4 ounce lime fresh lime juice
Fresh cherries as a garnish

Place the cherries in a shaker and muddle or mash them for 1 minute. Add the tequila, créme de cassis, agave nectar, water, lime juice and lots of ice cubes. Place the top on the shaker and shake vigorously for 30 seconds. Immediately strain into a highball glass filled with fresh ice. Garnish with a cherries and serve immediately.

Serves 1


biondivino said...

I love this!!!
must make an appointment soon!

haonusa said...

Awesome post Joanne! I am seriously thirsty for an adult beverage now. Are you taking new patients? Does Blue Shield cover the cost of this prescription?

Anonymous said...

Joanne, Gracias for all your knowledge, recipes & enthusiasm.
BigHugs from another foodie from Puerto Rico :)